PAPERLEGS

Paper Legs.

Diamond Hands,
Paper Legs.

I’m Tom. Electric wheelchair. Paper legs.
A lifetime of stories. A community to take them further.

Explore the story lineup Make a meme

Full permission to take the piss. Give the memes some $LEGS.

Paper Legs: Tom in his powered wheelchair with diamond gloves and folded-newspaper trousers. Diamond Hands, Paper Legs.
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Still legless.
Still moving.

The plan: turn real stories into moments the whole community can be part of. Then keep the next chapter coming.

Where creator fees go

  1. Start with the evidence.

    Clips, photos and teasers give everyone something to get behind. The bridge footage and meme maker are ready now.

  2. Unlock the next story.

    The full stories will be shared with full context at announced market-cap milestones. Targets, story assignments and release timing will be shared on X.

  3. Let the crowd run with it.

    Remix the photos, clip the footage, ask questions. Post your take with $LEGS and #PaperLegs. Submit your own story for the wall.

  4. Bring the next chapter.

    More from the backlog. More community stories. New filmed adventures when they’re ready. Keep the jokes moving with us.

The stories have legs.

The full stories will be shared with full context.
Explore the teasers. Tell Tom which explanation you want next.

Planned story unlocks at market-cap milestones. Targets, story assignments and release dates are still to be announced.

Newspaper-style poster for the captioned Harbour Bridge teaser.

One wheelchair. A city on pause.

Me and Jimmy. Peak hour. A 45-minute shutdown, according to my account. The footage is from afterwards. How we got there deserves its own story.

Watch the teaser Ask Tom for this story on X

Community vibes. Back together.

Paper legs. Community spirit. Let’s do this together.

  • From the womb to the trenches.

    I’ve been dealing with adversity since I left the womb. The trenches are nothing. Let’s get the fuck out of here together.

  • Take the piss. Make the memes.

    You have my permission to make jokes and push memes with me, about me. Grab a photo. Remix it. Let’s bring community vibes back.

  • Current status: still legless.

    Currently recovering from a nasty hangover. Still feeling a bit legless. At least the chair’s fully charged.

Give the memes some $LEGS. Take the piss. Pass it on.

Make a meme Grab the memes

Same bloke. New chapter.

The original Needs Context banner. This is where the stories started.

Needs Context. There’s an explanation. It gets worse. A torn-paper collage of Tom in his powered wheelchair, his black-eye photo, the Harbour Bridge and linked chains with a Locked Up stamp.

Fully charged.
Poorly supervised.

Weird stories. Silly stories.
The ones that need a group chat.Find us on X

The footage
doesn’t help
my case.

I shut the Harbour Bridge for 45 minutes.
Jimmy and I have a few things to explain.

The reconstruction, then 15 seconds of actual footage, with dialogue captions burned in. Jimmy, the police lights and a few unanswered questions. The full story is still to come.

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I took control. The Harbour Bridge had other ideas.

The evidence locker.

Four incidents. Several questions.
The footage raises more questions.

Illustrated Harbour Bridge meme, not a reconstruction of the incident.

Me and Jimmy.
The bridge took 45 minutes off.

HARBOUR BRIDGE

One wheelchair. Several police cars. Peak hour.

How much context?

Me and Jimmy. One electric wheelchair. The Harbour Bridge at peak hour.

There was a crash. There were police cars. There was a 45-minute shutdown.

This needs a group chat
Tom’s actual black-eye photo.

I started it.
Then missed the next 10 seconds.

THE BLACK EYE

I rammed into him first. Got knocked out. Ten seconds in the shadow realm.

Give context
More evidence (injury photo)Another angle of Tom’s black eye, showing redness in the eye.

Four walls.
Briefly forgot I couldn’t walk.

LOCKED UP

Suddenly I’m reading the Bible. That also needs context.

Give context No further comment.
(For now.)

Lost my virginity.
Had a supporting cast.

AGE 18

Shout-out to everyone involved.
That sentence also needs context.

Give context

Give these memes
some legs.

Take the piss. Take a meme.
Caption it. Tag @NeedsContextTom.

I walked into this one. Figuratively.

Need a worse excuse?

The department of poor explanations. Entirely made up. Terrible legal advice.

Tamper with
the evidence.

My photos. Your terrible explanation.
Make a meme. Make my case worse.

Pick your evidence
26/90 characters
Draft on X

Download first, then attach the image to your X draft. Captions stay in your browser.

Preparing your evidence…

Unofficial explanation. Officially your problem.

Okay. Your turn.

The public wall of “I can explain.”
Tom’s incidents start it. Your stories keep it going.

Tom · founder

I shut down the Harbour Bridge. At peak hour.

Give context

Me and Jimmy. One electric wheelchair. A crash, police cars and a 45-minute Harbour Bridge shutdown. The footage is real. The full explanation is still to come. Tom’s account.

#PaperLegs
Tom · founder

I started it. Then missed the next 10 seconds.

Give context

I rammed into him first. Got knocked out. Ten seconds in the shadow realm.

#PaperLegs
Tom · founder

Four walls. Briefly forgot I couldn’t walk.

Give context

Suddenly I’m reading the Bible. That also needs context.

#PaperLegs
Tom · founder

Lost my virginity at 18. Shout-out to everyone involved.

Give context

A story with a supporting cast. I will be providing context. Eventually.

#PaperLegs

Checking the community wall…

Add your incident

Give context.
Or make it worse.

A weird story. A silly story. Something your mates still bring up.

Write a headline. Add the explanation if you’re feeling brave. No video required.

#PaperLegs

Posting on X? Use the hashtag and tag Tom. To get into this wall, submit your story here.

Draft on X
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Keep private names, addresses and contact details out. You can request removal by emailing Tom.

The fuel for
the next chapter.

$LEGS is live on Pump.

Here’s the plan for creator fees received:

75%
Back into Paper Legs.Memes, videos, boosts and buybacks.
25%
The Ibiza filming fund.Five days. All on film. Apparently the bridge footage wasn’t enough.

This is a split of creator fees received, not the token supply, trading volume or holders’ money. The trip isn’t booked. If it doesn’t happen, its unused allocation returns to the project.

What does “back into the project” mean?

A project budget for memes, videos, paid promotional boosts and discretionary token buybacks, funded from creator fees actually received. There is no automatic buyback schedule or promised price effect, and no payments to holders.

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Funds for 5-day
Ibiza bender.

This is direct support. Let’s get the party started. I’ll shut down Ibiza and turn it into a royal rumble.

#PaperLegs

Want to back the trip directly? The wallet above is optional support for Tom’s Ibiza fund. It’s separate from the 75/25 creator-fee plan and doesn’t buy you tokens.

The $LEGS coin plan

Real stories. Questionable decisions. A community that gets to take the piss.

Read the full plan
75%
Back into Paper LegsMemes, videos, boosts and buybacks.
25%
The five-day Ibiza filming fundThe next story that needs explaining.

This is the planned split of creator fees received, not the token supply or a payout to holders. The trip isn’t booked. If the trip doesn’t happen, its unused creator-fee allocation returns to the project.

The group chat
was inevitable.

Follow Tom for story drops and launch updates.
Bring your worst explanation. The community starts with you.

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